Who Can Add The Spark?

Okay, let's see...star forwards? Check. Workhorse Goalie? Check. Defensive minded players? Check. With guys like Matt Wheeler, Donny Bailey and Gill Mombourquette amongst others, the Fire should've at least picked up more than a win over the Hackers. Thus, we can only assume that this team is missing...something. If you have any idea what that something is, please contact Keane Fire management immediately. There's been talk of a reward for any information that may be of help.