Pierre For President?

The rest of the league might want to sue Pierre Martin for breach of contract or something. In five games, the newest Lite-Sabre has picked up 14 goals and 18 points, already higher than anything the journeyman has ever done over a full season. Despite being a statistical .500 right across the board, the top half of the league needs to keep one eye on the Sabres. If they play up to their full potential, the Lite-Sabres will surprise everybody. This *isn't* a .500 team.