Breaking News!!!!!

This reporter has learned that Fire captain Rob Tyrrell has indeed claimed to have had a conversation with the wooden benches at Small Floor Arena. We discovered this as a result of his post in the Lost and Found thread on the league's trash Talk Site. It seems that as he was leaving the wooden benches informed him that they had found a Mylec shin pad strap. Here is the quote

"It was found at the end of the night by the benches on the little floor."

This is exactly what Rob posted in the Trash Talk section of the website. One can only assume that It was in reference to "who" found the strap. There have been rumors that some of the gyms fixtures have been able to communicate with players at various times. On one occasion Hunter was heard speaking with his goal posts. I believe he was blaming them for not making a save. Further to this story, during the game between the Chill and the Bulldogs, refs Graham Dodge and Johaan Tienhaara were heard muttering something which does in fact prove the fact that some stationary fixtures do in fact speak or at least attempt to, thus lending some credibility to Robs claims that the benches spoke and told him they found the straps.

So folks, make sure you check out the Trash Talk section of the website. For some reason I think it might just start heating up.

We'll keep you posted as to what else transpires regarding this scenario.

This is Billy Concarney saying so long and remember, it was FOUND BY the wooden benches, not NEAR the wooden benches...:)

(This is not a cheap ploy by the league to garner more visits to the Trash Talk section of the website)